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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Rare babykin sighted

What is a babykin you might ask. Well here is my simple explanation. Recently discovered by one young scientist in the cold rockies of North America, a non-indigenous species of mammal of primate descent given the nomenclature Honeysnookum babykin. Morphologically, the babykin resembles the modern day human with the exception of a distinct vocalization similar to a Wookie. Data suggests that this sound may be a vital mating call, with audible signals detected up to 8,000 miles away.

With little known of the biology of this creature, we can only guess its role in our ecosystem. Its been shown to possess inate skills in cuddling, hibernating and foraging. With only 1 reported case so far, it is absolutely crucial to improve efforts towards the capture of this animal such that PDA studies can be carried out to test the canoodling limits of the babykin.

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