Courtesy of Kim, Here's 2 Malaysian jokes I'ld like to share with you guys.
Samy Vellu goes to a village and speaks to the villagers:
Samy: Saya nak bina jambatan untuk semua!
Villagers: Tapi Tan Sri, di sini tak ada sungai. Kenapa nak bina jambatan?
Samy: Tak ada sungai? Tak apa!. Saya bina sungai untuk jambatan!
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-There she goes....there she goes..our tax payers money...
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An international convention to send astronauts into space was announced and joined by the big guns.
Russia: We vill send an astronaut to the moon!
US: We will send our 2nd astronaut to the moon!!!
Samy Vellu: We will send our astronaut to the sun!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
US: AHem, Mr Vellu, don't you think it's a little too hot on the sun??
Samy Vellu: It's ok, we will send them in the evening.
Tee Hee HEe...
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